Two halves make a whole – we all know that, but what is
meant by the term?
It’s all in the context, you see. Take these four simple
examples:
We (in the US at least) have just gone through the ordeal of
suffering an interminable number of drunken fools falling about the place in
celebration of St Patrick’s Day and claiming that because some
great-great—or-maybe-not-so-great-grandfather of theirs left Ireland many moons
(more on that later) ago, they are Irish!
I’m not so sure about that. I think one has to have more than 1/32nd
part of Native American blood to legitimately call themselves ‘Native American’
and claim whatever benefits that may accrue.
[Ask Elizabeth Warren – I’m sure she will know! lol]
It irks me that ‘people’ (in this case that noun should equate to
‘ignoramuses’ (yes, that is the correct plural) associate Drunkenness with the
Irish. I challenge ye all, ye feckers, to name another ethnic group or
nationality that has a thriving ‘anti-alcohol’ organization. Ever hear of ‘The
Pioneers'? http://www.pioneerassociation.ie/
I’ll wager that those who have previously read my missives
know that I have a tendency to digress. ‘Tis a ploy, so it is!
To be sure, we all know that a ‘Half and Half’ refers to
that concoction that consists of half a pint of Harp lager topped with a half a
pint of Guinness – as here:
Still on a fluid thought – they do ‘flow’, you know, there
is a product (vegans and the lactose-intolerant turn your faces) that goes by
that ‘Half and Half’ name too – a mixture (one would surmise) of 1 part milk
and 1 part cream – frequently used in coffee or cooking:
Whilst your minds are on eating, do you recall (if you were
born before 1950 – and lived in the UK or Ireland, you may well say ‘Yes’ –
else, more likely ‘No’) going to an Indo-Pak (some were ‘Indian’, some were
‘Pakistani’-owned, some were ‘bi’ – in the culinary sense, restaurant. If you
saw ‘lamb’, but no beef’ on the menu, you were more likely in an ‘Indo’
establishment. The place I went for my very first curry was owned-operated by a
nice man named ‘Hoq’ (maybe ‘Hoque’?) who took orders, cleaned tables, cooked,
delivered the food to your table and collected the money – from those who
hadn’t ‘dine a runner’! Six years or so
after that first curry, and three years after I left the UK for the USA, I
returned to that 30’ by 30’ restaurant – on the day that the nation of
Bangladesh was created. I never saw such excitement among so many (Eastern)
Pakistanis * since they beat England
in a Test Match (that’s a BIG cricket match) in England !
* It’s now crime in the UK - thanks to PC tw*ts - to say
the abbreviation (drop the last 5 letters of that word) that once was as common
(and used endearingly and never as demeaning) as ‘Brit’, ‘Paddy’, ‘Jock’ or
Taffy’ still is.
There was that digression thing again – did you notice?
The point is, that it was (in the ‘50s and ‘60s) commonplace
in such ‘Indo-Pak’ restaurants to order ‘Half and half’ – meaning a half order
of chips (the sliced, fried potato finger that Yanks call, ‘fries’) and a half
order of boiled rice – instead of a full order of one or the other. For some
obscure reason, sometime (maybe in the ‘80s?), restaurants stopped serving
‘half and half’. Clearly, even a pair of ‘dumb as a box of rocks’ diners could
figure out that if one ordered chips and the other ordered rice, the
‘mystical-minds or nattering nabobs of negativism of the sub-continent’ would
be thwarted in their intended prohibition of the dreaded ‘half and half’. Well, it can rarely be obtained now – except by
such chicanery - so take a long look into the past:
Now that you have all been sufficiently (and tangentially)
lead astray from the REAL point of this blog, let me help you ‘see the light’ –
or at least HALF of it – or maybe ALL of it – for HALF of the day!
Friday, March 20th, 2015 will be the First Day of
Spring, also known as the ‘Spring (or Vernal) Equinox’. You are now free to
immerse yourselves in the mind-boggling facts associated with this celestial
event, which has additional lunar (see, I told you I’d come back to the ‘moon’
thing) facets this year. Delve into each of these links, but bookmark this page
to return to the others.
I’ll start with two ‘prominent media’ links; first this, which addresses (not a HALF and HALF – though
that DOES make a whole!) but a total eclipse of the sun:
Next, another that addresses three celestial events: Three celestial events
And finally, my ‘Equinox Blog’ from 2014.
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